Saturday, 11 July 2015

Difference between mother and wife ji...

Words of Wisdom Part I.

* Mother brings you to the earth.
  Wife sees you off from the earth.
* Mother will be happy to see you calling everyone as 'Mother'
  Wife won't be happy to see you calling everyone as 'Wife'.
* Mother beats you to make you a man.
  Wife beats you to make you 'Her Man'.
  Ultimately you are the target practice for both.
* Mother sees you as a delivery boy of groceries and uses for outside work.
  Wife sees you as a servant for inside job like peeling onions, garlic, washing and   cleaning. Personally   I like peeling onions as no one can tell why am I crying.
* Mother accepts you for what you are.
  Wife mends and bends you for what she thinks you are.
* Mother drives two men crazy due to experience.
  Wife is wholly devoted to drive one man crazy.
* Any mistake with mother lasts ten minutes flat.
  Any mistake with wife lasts as long as she can remember and torment you.
* Mother motivates you towards your ambition sentimentally.
  Wife pricks you in the butt to run for life.
* Our words of heat are absorbed and extinguished by mother.
  Our Words of heat ricochets off Wife with double the vigor and we are   extinguished.
* Every mother thinks that there is only one best son and she got him.
  Every wife thinks that there is only one best husband and neighbour’s wife got him.

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